Sunday, September 9, 2012

Apples to Oranges

Is it possible to be annoyed by your own God-given "supernatural" talents? Because I am. I just found myself annoyed that I have clairvoyancy for things like words and phrases transmitted via radio waves, most of which have no apparent purpose, including dessert decisions. Stuff like that isn't (or, at least, doesn't seem) useful. I would really appreciate my clairvoyancy directing me toward a good man. The RIGHT man. C'mon, God! You know what I want. You know the secrets of my heart. Just putting it out there. Since I honestly don't understand how bringing me closer to apple pie is going to help me get closer to my future husband. Aren't apples, like, a man's kryptonite anyway? Are you comparing me to Eve? Is that it? Oh, bother. Maybe my tuning fork for the Almighty is just as bent out of shape as my love life.

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